Hey There Delilah (Plain White T’s) - Rizza Cabrera

Dear future person who will love me in spite of my inner demons,

I promise I won’t drink too much when we’re together but oh god I’m sorry it’s just that my tolerance is really low it’s in my genes i really really ERAEALLYY CANNOT TEAK ALCOHOL I love it but OMG. I won’t act ouft too mufhc„ I swear. Please get used to my sloshed singing because I will most definifetly serenade yuo and claim to have writetnh the songs myself. I want to woo you,s ee. I don’t want you to get tired of me, I don’t want the firewoerks to ever e nd. NOt sayign that I’ll get tired of you or anythign, but you might get tirefd of me. pleaese do’nt get tired ofme. I’ll sotp the drunk singing if I have to.

Love,
I might’vr drrank somethign brfore recording tfhis. But dont’ worryu I wll do my best to aim straight at teh sink or toilet bowl.

Documentation of the first (and hopefully) the last time my intoxicated self finds its way to the computer and recording equipment. I gave up after failing to click “Create post”. The mouse confused intoxicated Rizza, so she started flirting with the bed and ended up sleeping with it.